Eddie Snatch.

likeyoudontevenknow:

greatgreen:

likeyoudontevenknow:

psychologicalmumbojumbo:

Um…

i would read this. but i’m too scared to google it.

I found a copy, guys. It’s more awful than you think.

“Listen,” she said, pulling my head into her lap and pressing
my ear against her vagina.

It was like listening to the ocean in a hairy flesh seashell.
“You’re playing!” I said.
She giggled. It was all a joke.
But then I heard it …
A voice, inside of her.
I couldn’t understand the words. A woman crying, babbling
in a deranged language. Then she screamed into my ear and
I jumped out from between Stacy’s legs.

That’s on the fucking second page. In a chapter titled “Ghost Snatch”. Jesus horseradish christ.

JESUS CHRIST YES I LOVE IT

(Source: puttingthefunbackinfuneral)

3 months ago

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   I need this book!

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   It’s actually really good. And somehow not as strange as Electric Jesus Corpse.

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   I might have to have equius read this

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    :O there is a ghost face staring back at me!!!

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    JESUS CHRIST YES I LOVE IT

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    I found a copy, guys. It’s more awful than you think....That’s on the fucking second page....

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    -adds to dramatic reading list 2k12-

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    This would go great with BIG SPANKABLE ASSES

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    Look, Ivory. Look. This is what comes up on my dash.

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    I want to get this just to dramatically read it to my friends.

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